bionic hip replacement - Whisker-Tech

Our team of expert bionic engineers will upgrade your hips to the latest in cybernetic technology, because who needs actual mobility, anyway?

• Learn more about the upgrade process
• Frequently Asked Questions (and some less frequently asked ones)
• Testimonials from our satisfied clients (who now have better hips)

Side Effects

• Your hips will now be made of 100% pure carbon fiber, making them 99% less prone to breakage.

• You will experience a 50% increase in hipster cred, but only if you wear the correct artisanal coffee shop glasses

• You will no longer have to worry about hip replacement surgery, but you will have to worry about your new hips being hacked by rogue AI

Disclaimer

Whisker-Tech is not responsible for any hip-related injuries or deaths caused by our services. Please note that our bionic hips are not covered under standard warranty. Please see our Hip Warranty Exclusions for details.