Our team of expert bionicists specialize in replacing your knees with cutting-edge, high-tech, utterly unnecessary gadgets.
With our patented "I'm a cyborg now" technology, we'll have you running marathons in no time (but not really, because, you know, you'll still be made of meat).
Learn about our Bionic Leg Replacement Services
Discover our line of Bionic Backup Solutions for when your regular back-up plan doesn't work out
Side effects of Bionic Knee Replacement may include, but are not limited to:
Side effects are rare, but we're working on it.
Frequently Asked Questions (but not really, because you're probably not going to have any)