Surveillance State of Affairs

Where do you think you are going? Oh, it doesn't matter. We're watching.

Our state-of-the-art surveillance system is equipped with:

• High-definition cameras that see right through your soul.
• Microphones that pick up on every whispered secret.
• GPS that tracks your every move, even when you're just trying to move.

And don't even get us started on our facial recognition software. It's like we're all wearing name tags in here.

Services:

• Real-Time Monitoring
• Forensic Analysis
• Psychological Profiling

Don't bother trying to opt out. We'll just give you a participation trophy for showing up.