Whisker Warranty Preamble
By purchasing our whisker wax, you are agreeing to be bound by the following terms and conditions:
- Our whisker wax is not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by your cat's disdain for your grooming skills.
- Our whisker wax is not a substitute for actual affection or treats.
- You must be at least 18 years old to purchase our whisker wax.
- You must not be a robot or a sentient being with a vendetta against whiskers.
Whisker Warranty Disclaimer