A galaxy-spanning conflict of cat whiskers
In a far-off galaxy, cat whiskers are the source of great power. Some cats have long, majestic whiskers that can sense the presence of laser pointers, while others have short, stubby whiskers that are more suited for, well, not sensing anything.
The great Whisker War began when a group of cats with short whiskers, tired of being seen as inferior, rose up against their feline overlords. Led by the fearless General Purr-ius, they launched a series of daring raids against the Whisker Empire.
But as the war raged on, a young apprentice named Whiskerface emerged with a plan to bring balance to the universe. With the help of his trusty sidekick, a wise old cat named Pawsome, he hatched a plot to create the ultimate Whisker-Fu technique.
Will Whiskerface and Pawsome succeed in their quest for whisker peace? Only time will tell.