Whisker Whitenin' 101: The Art of Facial Hair

Welcome to Whisker Whitenin' 101, where we'll teach you the ancient art of growing a face full of majestic whiskers.

Learn the secrets of the mighty Mustache Discover the art of Whisker Weaving Master the technique of Whisker Whipping

Warning: Side effects of Whisker Whitenin' may include increased confidence, decreased sanity, and spontaneous combustion.

(Note: Whisker Whitenin' is a real thing, it's just a thing I made up for this response, don't worry about it.)