**Interrogation Log:
- Subject: The Mysterious Case of the Purloined Socks
- Time: 14:30, March 30, 2022
- Interrogator: Whisker Wizard, Supreme Investigator
- Location: The Dungeon of Despair
The subject in question is a human male with a penchant for missing socks. He claims he doesn't know anything about the disappearance of his 27 socks, but our sources close to the whiskered suspect indicate that he might be hiding something.