Q: What is the purpose of whisker wigs?
A: Because who needs normal wigs, am I right?
Q: How do I care for my whisker wigs?
A: Same as a real cat's whiskers, but less judgmental when you're wearing them.
Q: Can I wear my whisker wigs to work?
A: Only if you work at Corporate Lawyer Inc., where the answer is always yes.
Q: Will whisker wigs make me a better conversationalist?
A: Honestly, we can't guarantee it, but it might help you appear more interesting, like a raccoon at a dinner party.
Q: Are whisker wigs available for cats?
A: Oh, you're kidding. Those cats already have whiskers. What's next? A cat-sized tutu?