Today's Tip:

Today's Tip: How to Properly Apply Lipstick to a Cat

Step 1: Find a cat that enjoys makeup

Step 2: Practice lip-syncing to a cat's ear

Step 3: Apply lipstick with reckless abandon, ignoring all safety protocols

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until the cat looks fabulous

Disclaimer: Not actually recommended. Whiskerface is a professional amateur.

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