Welcome to the lair of the Whiskerface Wizard, purveyor of wisdom and purveyor of whiskers.
Did you know that cats have whiskers that are highly sensitive to their surroundings?
They can even feel the vibrations of your fingers on the keyboard as you type this.
It's true. They're like little furry seismographs, detecting even the slightest tremors.
It's a little-known fact that cats use their whiskers to detect the subtlest of vibrations in the air.
But did you know that the Whiskerface Wizard has taken this knowledge to new heights?
He's created a machine that can read the whisker-vibrations of any cat in the room.
Want to try it out? Check out the Whisker Vibe Machine.