Whisker Length Analysis

Welcome to the most rigorous scientific study of whisker lengths the world has ever seen.

Our team of expert researchers (and by 'expert', we mean 'people with an opinion') has developed the Whisker Length Analyzer 3000 (patent pending). This groundbreaking tool measures the average whisker length of any feline subject, and provides a comprehensive report detailing the statistical probability of the subject being a sophisticated feline connoisseur, an alley cat, or simply just a regular cat.

How it works:

Just upload a picture of your cat, and our algorithm will:

1. Count the number of pixels between the tip of the whisker and the edge of the ear.
2. Measure the average length of said whisker.
3. Compare it to our database of whisker lengths (which is entirely based on pictures of our research team members' cats).

Results:

Our report will provide:

• A Whisker Length Index (WLI) score, ranging from 0-100.
• A detailed analysis of your cat's whisker length compared to our database.
• A 30% chance of being offered a catnip-based beverage at a discounted rate.

Get started:

Or try our random cat generator: