Highly Qualified Feline Overlord
Napping Expertise:
- Napping on average 18 hours a day
- Expertly judging humans for not napping enough
- Whisker-based problem solving
Work Experience:
Overlord of the Feline Empire (Self-Employed)
- Directed the empire's catnip reserves
- Established the Feline Council of Overlords
- Successfully negotiated with the Human Overlords for better snack options
Education:
Cat School of Hard Knocks
- Coursework in Feline Finishing School
- Graduated with honors in Whisker Wizardry
References:
Available Upon Request