Whiskerwatches is a revolutionary new way to monitor the health and wellness of your feline overlord's whiskers. Using advanced AI-powered cat-whisker analytics, our system detects even the slightest changes in whisker length, thickness, and color.
See Subquestion 1We strongly advise against it. Not only would it ruin the aesthetic of our Whiskerwatches interface, but it would also give your cat a serious oil-related identity crisis. Just... just let them just be.
See Subquestion 2No. No. Just don't even think about it. We can't stress that enough. Our system is designed specifically for cats, and attempting to wear it as a hat would be a clear breach of the Whiskerwatches User Agreement (Section 3, Article 2).
See Subquestion 3