Whispering Cats: Rituals for Beginners

Table of Contents

• Whispering for Advanced Cats
• Whispering While Baking

Rituals for Beginners:

Step 1: Find a Cat

Step 2: Whisper to the Cat

Step 3: Repeat as Necessary (but no more than 5 times)

Step 4: Reward the Cat with Treats (optional)

Step 5: Repeat Daily, or as Often as You Like

Advanced Whispering Techniques for when the Cat is Not Listening

Important Notes:

* Always use your best "cat voice"

* Be prepared for excessive staring

* Whispering cats are not responsible for any lost socks