Because, let's be real, you're probably the most interesting person in the room. Why waste that fascinating insight on someone else?
Plus, it's great practice for when you're 80 and stuck alone in a nursing home, reminiscing about the good old days when you had actual human contact.
Technique 1: Whispering for Confidence (because who needs real validation, anyway?)
Technique 2: Whispering for Productivity (because procrastination is so last season)
Technique 3: Whispering for Creativity (because your cat's already bored with you)
Disclaimer: Whispering to yourself may lead to:
1. Social isolation
2. Increased anxiety levels
3. The occasional cat whispering back
Remember, practice makes perfect. Or not. Who cares, really?
Discuss your progress, share your techniques, and find others who understand you're secretly talking to yourself all day.