CEO: "We need to cut costs, people."
HR: "How about you take a pay cut, sir?"
CEO: "I'll have you know, I'm a visionary, not some bean counters."
HR: "Uh, okay, sir."
CEO: "I want to see a 20% reduction in coffee expenses."
HR: "But, sir, the coffee machine is a morale-booster."
CEO: "Morale-booster? Ha! I'm the morale-booster."
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