Descaling Tips

Because, let's be real, your coffee machine is a ticking time bomb of bitter disappointment.

Here are some tips to keep your coffee machine from scaling up on you.

• Use a water filter, you savages!
• Descal the thing already!
• Don't be a cheapskate, use a descaling solution!
• Run a cleaning cycle, you're not exactly a morning person, are you?

But, let's be real, it's not just about you. It's about the machine.

It's about the poor, defenseless machine that's just trying to bring you your daily dose of caffeine.

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