You're rich, but not that rich. You're like, moderately rich. You have a house, a few cars, and a collection of velvet paintings. But you still have to deal with the stress of being a millionaire.
Here's some advice from our resident millionaire, Larry.
1. Hire a team of experts to do your laundry for you.
2. Buy a private island and fill it with exotic birds.
3. Invest in a Segway museum.
4. Start a collection of antique door knobs.
5. Build a replica of the Great Wall of China in your backyard.
And most importantly...
6. Don't let your kids play with your priceless art collection. They're just going to break it.
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