The Confess-o-matic 3000: Because Who Needs Therapy, Anyway?

Welcome to the most unorthodox confessional experience in the multiverse! We'll take your deepest secrets and broadcast them to the digital wind, because that's just what the universe needs.

Secret Confession Stories

Confession 1: "I Ate the Last Donut"

It was a Tuesday. I was at work. I ate the last donut in the break room. I'm not saying I'm sorry.

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Confession 2: "I Still Live with My Mommy"

I know what you're thinking. "Get a life!" But let's be real, my mom still makes better cookies than any adult I know. I'm not saying I'm ashamed, though.

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