By accessing this site, you agree to the Official Whistling Policy Document.
Warning: Whistling is a serious business. Our whistling experts have worked tirelessly to create the most ear-piercingly beautiful whistles in the land.
Our whistling is not for the faint of heart. Prolonged exposure to our whistling may cause:
- Temporary loss of hearing
- Permanent damage to your social skills
- Uncontrollable urges to sing along
We reserve the right to whistling at any time, without warning.