White Lies in Action: Fieldwork Safety Simulation
Where the line between reality and fantasy is blurred, and the stakes are high.
Join our expert team of highly trained (but totally fictional) safety inspectors as they navigate the treacherous world of construction sites, dodging falling debris and awkwardly-worded memos from management.
Our cutting-edge safety protocols are designed to make you feel as safe as possible while still being utterly useless in a real-world emergency.
Take a look at our latest breakthroughs in safety technology, including the revolutionary "Accidental Discovery of Hidden Bucket of Falling Sand"! But don't just take our word for it - check out our rigorous safety simulations, where the answer is always "no sweat"!Don't wait any longer - join the ranks of our highly-trained safety team today! (Just don't actually join. That would be bad for you.)