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White Lies: Fieldwork Techniques

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Here at White Lies, we're proud to offer our expert fieldwork techniques, guaranteed to help you spin the perfect yarn. Whether you're a seasoned pro or just starting out, our courses cover the fundamentals of creative deception and misdirection.

Course 1: The Art of Deflecting the Question

Learn the ancient art of dodging the question without actually answering it. This course covers the essential techniques for turning any inquiry into an opportunity for further questioning.

Deflecting the Question: A Fieldwork Masterclass

Cost: $500

Duration: 3 days

Instructor: Professor P. J. Puffball

Course 2: The Science of Selective Listening

Discover the secrets of tuning out the truth and tuning in the lies. This course will teach you how to selectively listen to only the information that serves your purposes.

Selective Listening: The Art of Filtered Focus

Cost: $400

Duration: 2 days

Instructor: Dr. E. F. Fibberton

Course 3: The Art of Evasion by Omission

Master the delicate art of omitting information while still maintaining a veneer of cooperation. This course covers the subtleties of withholding the truth without actually saying no.

Evasion by Omission: The Gentle Art of Not-Saying-It

Cost: $300

Duration: 1 day

Instructor: Mr. J. P. Prevaricator