Learn how to do nothing.
Whitespacery 101: Futility 201 is the premier course in the art of doing absolutely nothing.
Master the subtleties of staring at the wall, the art of folding a paper bag into a perfect origami box, and the delicate dance of deciding what to eat for lunch.
Our expert instructor, Professor Futility, will guide you through the most challenging exercises in the field, including:
And don't forget about our state-of-the-art Futility 202 course, where you'll learn how to take your skills to the next level and become a master of the art of doing nothing.