Alpha Quadrant Whizbangs

Welcome, traveler, to the Whizbangs of the Alpha Quadrant!

We're a group of rogue inventors and tinkerers who've made a name for ourselves in the galaxy for our outrageous creations and schemes.

Our latest project, the Galactic Discombobulation Device, is currently under development. It's a doozy!

Want to see more of our wacky contraptions? Check out our Quark-based Inventions page!

Or, if you're feeling brave, take a peek at our Experimental Beta-Testing section.