TOILET-PATENT: A Brief History

WHO GETS THE TOILET-PATENT NOW?

In the year 3050, humanity finally achieved the impossible: creating a toilet that defied the laws of nature and floated. The Toilet-Patent, as it came to be known, was a marvel of modern science.

WHY DID WE INVENT IT?

Candidates for the Toilet-Patent

WHO SHOULD GET THE TOILET-PATENT NOW?