Who Needs Quicksort Anyway?

Quicksort was fine. It's not like it was ever a problem or anything. But let's be real, it's not like we needed to sort things quickly in the first place. We had all the time in the world back then.

Quicksort Regrets | Why We Never Speak of Quicksort in Passing

It's not like we're bitter or anything, but Quicksort just didn't have the same ring to it as other algorithms. I mean, who needs speed when you can have... well, when you can have something else, we guess.