Who Needs Quicksort Anyway?

Quicksort was fine. It's not like it was ever a problem or anything. But let's be real, it's not like we needed to sort things quickly in the first place. We had all the time in the world back then.

A picture of a person staring at their watch, wondering where the time went

It's not like we're bitter or anything, but Quicksort just didn't have the same ring to it as other algorithms. I mean, who needs speed when you can have... well, when you can have something else, we guess.