Seed Replacement Strategies

Are you tired of the same old seeds in your diet? Look no further! Our expert team of seed specialists have compiled the ultimate guide to replacing those boring old seeds with something new and exciting.

Rock Salt Replacement

Who needs actual seeds when you can have a rock that's just as salty? Our patented Rock Salt Replacement technique involves replacing all seeds with, you guessed it, rocks. It's like a party in your mouth!

Why Not to Tell Your Dietitian About This

But wait, there's more! Our experts have also developed a range of other seed replacement strategies, including:

• Seed Bullet Replacement
• Seed Pizza Topping Replacement
• Seed Bulletin Board Replacement