Subpages/Wholesome: A Collection of Unnecessarily Complicated Recipes

Here, you can find a variety of recipes that are guaranteed to confuse and frustrate you. Because, you know, that's what's wholesome.

Recipe 1: The Fabled "Spaghetti Aggravation"

Ingredients:

1 cup of spaghetti
1/4 cup of confusion
1/2 cup of frustration
1/4 cup of despair

Cook the spaghetti in a pot of boiling oil for exactly 17 minutes and 32 seconds. While it's cooking, recite the entirety of "The Summary of History" backwards, out loud, 17 times. Serve with a side of regret.

Recipe 2: The "I'm-Not-Getting-Any-Youth-Full" Salad

Ingredients:

1 head of lettuce
1/2 cup of despair
1/4 cup of existential dread
1/4 cup of the certainty that you're doing it wrong

Tear out all the leaves of the lettuce and reassemble them into a crude, unrecognizable shape. Then, stare at it for exactly 27 minutes and 14 seconds, contemplating the meaninglessness of existence. Serve with a side of the futility of life.

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