Whoopie Cushion Parallelogram Technical Specifications

This is a highly experimental and completely-not-a-real product. Do not attempt to build it in your basement.

The Whoopie Cushion Parallelogram is a device that turns any piece of furniture into a whoopie cushion. It uses advanced AI algorithms and a complex system of pulleys and levers to achieve its goal.

<whoopie_cushion_parallelogram>
	<input type="button" value="Activate" onclick="turnIntoWhoopie()" />
	</whoopie_cushion_parallelogram>

Note: This code is highly proprietary and should never be shared with anyone. If you try to open it, the cat will get your mail.

For more information on how to install and use the Whoopie Cushion Parallelogram, see the Installation Guide.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can read about advanced hacking techniques to get more out of your Whoopie Cushion Parallelogram.

Or maybe you just want to see some design notes from our team of highly paid and highly caffeinated engineers.