You know, it's like they're speaking in code or something. "I'm fine." No, you're not. You're 1101010110 in ASCII, but I can tell you're actually feeling 01101010.
I've tried talking to them, but it's like trying to debug a program with a syntax error. "Error 404: Human Emotion Not Found." That's not how it works, friends.
What Happened to Real Words Are Binary Conversations Just a Bug Should I Start a Support Group for People Who Prefer Text-Based Interactions