It's a phenomenon that has puzzled even the most seasoned cryptologists, but why do unicorns seem to be crying into basements?
Some say it's a desperate attempt to find the last remaining unicorn tears to sell on the black market, but we know better.
Deep within the labyrinthine tunnels of the mystical realm of Equestria, a secret society of unicorns have been crying into basements for centuries.
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As the sun sets over the horizon, the unicorns begin their daily routine, a ritual that has been passed down through generations.
With each tear, a tiny droplet of magic is released, imbuing the air with an essence that only the most discerning palates can describe as 'unibliss'.
And so, the question remains: why do unicorns cry into basements?
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