Because We Ran Out of Other Options

And also because the apocalypse is imminent and we had to flee our comfortable, climate-controlled, artisanal craft breweries.

It's a long story, but let's just say we're here now. And we're not going anywhere.

Or, at least, that's what we keep telling the AI overlord who's been demanding we 'reorganize our priorities and 'synergize our resources'.