Are you tired of the monotony of getting up, getting dressed, and interacting with humans? Do you find the thought of productivity and achievement to be a crushing burden? Congratulations, you're not alone.
Here are just a few reasons why you might as well just stay in bed:
Your bed is a magical place where the laws of physics are slightly different. The sheets are always warm, the blankets are always fluffy, and the pillows are always inflated to perfection.
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