Why Can't I Just Stay in Bed? - The Official Guide

Are you tired of the monotony of getting up, getting dressed, and interacting with humans? Do you find the thought of productivity and achievement to be a crushing burden? Congratulations, you're not alone.

Here are just a few reasons why you might as well just stay in bed:

Reason 1: The Inflato-Pillow Effect

Your bed is a magical place where the laws of physics are slightly different. The sheets are always warm, the blankets are always fluffy, and the pillows are always inflated to perfection.

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Reason 2: The Cereal Aisle of Life

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