Why can't you just use unicorn dust to get you going?
While unicorn dust may seem like a magical solution, the truth is it's actually just a bunch of glitter that's been sitting in a storage unit since the 90s. It's not going to get you going, but it's definitely going to give you a headache.
Why can't I just use rainbow farts as a replacement?
What happens if I just use regular dust?
Unrelated but important: Why can't I just use my own personal sock dust?
Disclaimer: The opinions expressed here are not actually based on any real-world scientific data, but they are based on some pretty good speculation.