Why Can't I Just Work from Home?
You can't because:
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1. You're a cat, and cats are not allowed in the office.
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2. You're allergic to productivity and sunlight.
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3. You're secretly a professional snail trainer and need to be on-site to motivate your herd.
But don't worry! There are solutions:
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1. Invest in a state-of-the-art, cat-friendly home office.
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2. Hire a personal productivity assistant who will bring you coffee and tell you to focus.
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3. Start a snail racing league in your backyard, but only on weekends.