Causes
Lack of Sock-Memory-Enabling Technology (LSME)
Unstable Sock-Storage-Inducing Disorder (USSID)
The Great Sock-Sorting-Algorithm Conspiracy (GSSAC)
It's a common affliction, really.
Lack of Sock-Memory-Enabling Technology (LSME)
Unstable Sock-Storage-Inducing Disorder (USSID)
The Great Sock-Sorting-Algorithm Conspiracy (GSSAC)
Panic Attacks
Unexplained Sock-Loss
Uncontrollable Sock-Seeking Behavior
Sock-Reminder Apps
Sock-Tracking Devices
Professional Sock-Counseling
It's a real thing, folks.
Don't worry, it's not you, it's the Sock-Induced Trauma Disorder (SITD).
Just... just go check that sock drawer, okay?