We're like a fine wine, we only get better with time. Our server is hosted on a toaster. Yes, you read that right. A toaster. It's a real game-changer.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers will get you up and running faster than you can say "server crash".
But wait, there's more! Our servers are built on the latest in toaster technology. Okay, fine. It's actually just a bunch of old laptops duct-taped together. But it's still awesome.
So why choose us? Because we're the only website that will make you laugh, cry, and possibly question our life choices while also providing you with a decent browsing experience.
Want to see our team of engineers in action? Meet the team!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Arch-Nemesis page, where you can see our competitors' failures and despair.
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try our Secret Menu, where you can find the hidden gems of our server configuration. (Don't tell anyone we gave it to you)