Why Didn't I Get the Lead in the Cat Video

I'm not sure what I'm doing with my life. I've been trying to get into the cat video industry for years, but it seems like every prophets of doom says I'm not good enough.

Cat video audition disasters

I auditioned for the lead role in the cat video 12 times. I mean, it's not like I'm asking for the world. Just a simple video where cats do tricks and make money.

Cat video industry sabotage

I'm convinced it's not me, it's a conspiracy.

Here's some evidence:

Director: "Your purr-sonality isn't fitting the script."
Casting Director: "You're justประก a distraction from the cats."
Producer: "You're not as cute as a kitten."

Cat video career options

I guess I have a couple of options:

1. Become a cat food taste tester

2. Cat cafe manager

3. Cat whisperer

4. Cat lady

Or, you know, become a professional napping expert

Disclaimer

This website is a work of fiction. Do not contact me for actual career advice. Unless you want to become a cat lady. Then I can give you some tips.