The Great Sleep Debacle of 2023

You asked Google: "Why didn't I just sleep?" And Google said:

A) You didn't sleep because you were too busy binge-watching cat videos.

B) You didn't sleep because your cat took a liking to your pillow and would not let you have it back.

C) You didn't sleep because you ate too much pizza. It was a long night.

D) You didn't sleep because you were too busy contemplating the meaning of life and the futility of existence.

If you're still awake, go ahead and take a look at our Ramblings of an Insomniac.

Note: The "Ramblings of an Insomniac" subpage would be a humorous take on various sleep-related topics, such as sleep tips, weird dreams, and the societal pressures of getting a good night's rest. It's meant to be a satirical and absurdist look at the challenges of sleep, rather than actual advice.