It's a long-standing tradition in the field of Red Tape Management. You see, we've been doing this for so long now, it's become a habit. A habit of inefficiency, of redundancy, and of making things harder for everyone involved.
But don't just take our word for it! Here's some expert analysis:
- Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert in the field: "I've studied this phenomenon for years, and I'm still not sure why we do it. But hey, at least it's a good excuse for a raise."
- John D. Doe, local bureaucrat: "I've been doing this for 20 years, and I've got it down to a science. I can recite the exact words, in exact order, every time, every day."
What Happens If We Stop?
Why Can't We Just Make It Work?