The Futility of Rest

Why Bother With Sleep Anyway?

You know what's even worse than being awake at 3 AM? Being awake at 3 AM, but having to pretend you're awake at 2 AM because, well, sleep.

It's a vicious cycle of deception. You're awake, but not really awake. You're just pretending to be awake, but secretly you're a zombie.

But let's be real, who needs sleep when you have the internet? There's always something to browse, someone to troll, or a cat video to watch.

So, go ahead. Stay up all night. Play some video games, watch some cat videos, and pretend you're having the time of your life.

Or, you know, just go to bed. Your future self will thank you.

Insomnia is my therapist, and it's always on call.

Why I prefer the internet to human contacts.


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