Bloatware, the software that refuses to be still. A behemoth of code, a leviathan of inefficiency. It exists because someone, somewhere, thought "Hey, why not just add one more feature? One more button, one more menu, one more font?"
It's like a digital equivalent of the "I'll just have one more cookie" conundrum. You know it's not a good idea, but you can't resist the allure of that one extra thing.