Why Does Bloatware Exist?

It's because our overlords at Bloatware Inc. decided it was a great idea to add more features that nobody asked for. Like, who needs a "Help" button when you can have 17 different help buttons, each with its own help button.

And don't even get us started on the "features" that are just plain annoying, like the ones that make your computer scream in the dead of night, "UPDATE NOW OR YOUR COMPUTER WILL BURN!"

But fear not, dear user! For in this special report, we'll explore the depths of bloatware's existence and maybe, just maybe, we'll find out why it exists.

Stay tuned for more of our in-depth analysis on the bloatware conundrum. Or, if you're lucky, you might just find a few laughs in the process.