Dad: the original, the best, the coolest.

He thinks he's the master of the universe, the king of the castle, the lord of the manor.

He's like a one-man show, with a bad combover and a worse haircut, but somehow, he makes it work.

He's been doing it his way for years, and it's a wonder anyone still listens.

But, honestly, who else could pull off wearing a plaid shirt with shorts and a fanny pack?