Snack Thieves: The Unrelenting Plight of the Crumbly Underclass

You know what's even worse than being hungry? Being the kind of hungry that's caused solely by the existence of a snack thief in the vicinity. Those sneaky snack snatchers are the bane of our society. But have you ever stopped to think: why do people hate snack thieves?

• Why Snack Thieves are Actually Succubus in Disguise
• Why Snack Thieves should be Mandatory in our Education System
• Why Snack Thieves are Actually the True Heroes of our Time