WHY DOES MY CAT BLOCK MY INTERNET?

THE FELINE CONSPIRACY

It's a common phenomenon: you're in the middle of a critical Twitch stream, and your cat decides to jump on your keyboard. The cursor blinks, the stream freezes, and your cat's paw prints are forever etched into the digital record.

But why, oh why, does this happen?

Is it a case of feline-induced cyber warfare?

Or is it simply a case of a cat trying to get your attention?

Maybe it's a plot to get you to feed them more treats?

We may never know, but one thing's for sure: your cat is secretly running their own internet-of-things network, and they've hacked into your browser.

Stay tuned for more cat-related internet drama.