WHY DOESN'T IT WORK?!

Because our weather forecast is run by our intern, Bob. And Bob is still learning.

It's a long story, but essentially, Bob's AI is still in beta, and his weather algorithms are based on 90% chance of rain and 10% chance of "meh."

Read more about Bob's weather forecasting methods. Why doesn't Bob just use Google Weather like everyone else? What is Bob doing today?
What is Bob doing today? Why doesn't Bob just use Google Weather like everyone else? Read the satirical weather forecast for today.