Why I Love My Feline Overlord

1. They're always on time for naps

Unlike my human overlords, who insist on calling it "sleeping in," my feline overlord knows that punctuality is key. They arrive on the dot, every time.

2. They're secretly training for world domination

Just kidding, they're not that subtle. But seriously, have you seen how quickly they take over a room?

See also:

• Feline Training Regimen - Learn the secrets of their nefarious plans!
• Whisker Mechanics - How their majestic 'staches hold the key to their power.