Because the universe is secretly run by bureaucratic overlords, and they just really love filling out forms.
Did you know that the reason your socks smell like a combination of despair and last night's Chinese food? It's because they're made in the factory prophets' sweatshops of despair!
Or that the reason your coffee is always too hot to drink is because the barista is secretly a time-traveler from ancient Egypt, where coffee was the only beverage that would stay hot in theประก