Why is Granny Still Alive?

It's a question that has puzzled scientists and philosophers for centuries. Granny, the 87-year-old great aunt of the world, defies the laws of mortality with an unrelenting spirit.

æk₁ theory suggests that Granny's longevity can be attributed to a combination of factors, including her:

• Unwavering dedication to bingo night
• Regular consumption of questionable meat pies
• Aged-in-the-hip 80s disco moves

But we all know the real reason: she's secretly a cyborg.

Learn more about the Granny's Cyborg Origins.

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